Limericks

A young cockatoo they called Garret,
Once swallowed a whole piece of carrot.
He sipped on some Coke,
And then started to choke,
And exclaimed, “I’m as sick as a parrot.”

There once was a worried old woman,
Who ended her sentences hummin’,
The doctor said, “Jaysus!
That’s highly contagious!
You’d better not hmmm hmm hmm hmmm hmm.”

A young vegan from Polynesia
Once suffered a dose of amnesia,
But he came to grief
When he ate some roast beef
And then died of a terrible seizure.

Rudolph the Reindeer was moody,
So he went for a swim in the nudie,
As he clambered out,
He heard Santa shout,
“God help us! I’m certain that’s Rudie.”

There once was a caring Croatian,
Who wrote books about conservation,
A critic said, “Hey!
They’re marvellous, but they
Accelerate deforestation.”

There was a young poet from Gort,
Who left all his limericks short.
He never could end
All the lines that he penned.