Tuesday, August 7, 2007


At the playing card factory, Guido was found
To be hiding some cards up his sleeve.
He claimed he was innocent, though it was plain
Security did not believe.
He was brought to the manager’s office although
Poor Guido was giving out yards,
But when he had finished his stream of abuse,
The manager gave him his cards.

Quite coincidentally, that very same day,
His dear and loveable aunt
Was arrested for stealing a mulberry bush,
Though she stoutly claimed it was a plant.

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