Saturday, August 11, 2007


“Who was the last person to wash their hands?”
“It isn’t fair,
It wasn’t me,
I washed ‘em just
Before me tea.”
“That was three long hours ago.
We haven’t got an overflow.
The water’s swimming ‘cross the floor
And flowing out
The bathroom door.




The water run; please turn the tap off when you’re done
And if you don’t want me to shout,
Then try and pull the stopper out.
These simple rules do not
Forget: And then I won’t
Get my feet wet.

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