Saturday, August 11, 2007

Movie Titles

I watched “Silence of the Lambs” last night.
I wasn’t really gripped.
There’s not a single sheep in sight –
Who wrote the fecking script?

I turned on “Grease” the other day,
Expecting things Aegean.
It was all set in America,
Not even European.

“One flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”
I sat through every minute.
I wasn’t really that impressed –
There was no birdlife in it.

Movie titles are so obscure
I know what their defence is –
“A play on words.” Ah, horse manure,
I call it false pretences.

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