George’s fake left testicle
Has made him melancholic.
Asked why this was
He said, “Because
My life is just shambolic.”
Has made him melancholic.
Asked why this was
He said, “Because
My life is just shambolic.”
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An anthology of my Musings columns in The Community Voice
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Community Voice Musings 2003-2008
An anthology of my Musings columns in The Community Voice
Its great being a poet, isn't it, Ted?
About Me
- Peter Goulding
- Castaheany, Dublin, Ireland
- I work in a warehouse which as you can imagine is very stimulating. I follow Shelbourne FC and football in general. Happily married for over 20 years to Monica with two great no-longer kids, Louise and Neil. I mainly write humorous verse but have written serious verse, a book of essays, a novel and a biography. But still can't put up a shelf.
Blog Archive
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- The State Pathologist
- The Eel Poem
- The Ballad of Artie Brown
- Satisfaction
- Sarkasm
- Sad Story
- Paddy Duff
- Ode to the Dublin Civic Offices on Wood Quay
- Normal Behaviour
- Murder
- Mr. Wippy
- In Praise of Goldfish
- Chief Inspector Mulligan
- Ambiguous Endings
- These Have I Loved
- The Wrong Type
- The Night of Hallowe'en
- The Effects of Minor Illnesses upon Certain Indige...
- On Sandra Walsh leaving Dunnes
- Old Shepherds' Tales
- Miracle of nature
- Angie
- Acne
- A Family Historian’s Lament
- Trevor
- The Nightingale Parts 1 and 2
- The Great Jahore of Katmandu
- The Fallen Nun
- Steam Days
- Riddle
- On Strike Again
- Lame Excuse
- Inspiration
- Immobile Phone
- Billy’s Questions
- Astral Microscope
- A Spot of Literary Criticism
- Truck
- The Regular
- The Obstructionist
- The Etang de Sandun
- The Chicken and the Egg
- Sound Advice
- Smart Answer
- Plonker
- Occupational Therapy [ How Do I Love Thee? ]
- Mr. Proverb
- Motorist’s Nightmare
- Mad Cow
- Limericks
- If Only…..
- Gospel
- Flip and Flop
- Children’s Rhyme
- Achilles Heel
- A Suggestion
- A Matter of Principal
- Your Roving Reporter
- Wishful Thinking
- Truism
- The Wino
- The Story of Mou-Mou
- The Snake’s Legs
- The Owl and the Pussycat [updated]
- The Novice Fisherman
- The Mighty King of Phutaan
- The Insect Man
- The Great Escape
- The First Telephone
- The Class of 79
- Stoned
- Speech Therapy
- Saved by the Dodo
- Immobile phone 2
- Cast a Cold Eye
- Blowing in the Wind
- Anti-Vegetarianism
- Alas!
- The Mona Lisa – a Critical Appreciation
- The First Busker
- The Bungling Mongol
- Sweet Maeve Price
- Street Trader 2020
- The End of the Creedon Show’s Nearing
- Nice Bit of Weather We’re Having
- I’ve Seen the Future of Eurovision
- The Month of May
- Wooden It Be Nice?
- Whales – a Rant
- There’s a Bit of a Nip in New Delhi
- There Was a Young Poet from Gort
- The Strokestown Poetry Festival
- The Flash of Orange
- The Coldest Place in Ireland
- The Ballad of Jelly Man
- Whatever Happened to Greengage Jam?
- East West Relations
- An Uplifting Experience on the Way to Work
- AA Roadwatch Part 3
- AA Roadwatch Part 2
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Other Peter Goulding poems and articles
- History of Republic of Ireland Football team
- Pete's Christmas poems
- Pete's Community Voice articles
- Pete's Football Poems
- Pete's Holiday poems
- Pete's Irish Lighthouses
- Pete's Light Verse
- Pete's non-Irish Lighthouses
- Pete's Political Verse
- Pete's Rugby poems
- Pete's Sci Fi Verse
- Pete's Serious Verse
- Pete's Sporting Verse (non-football or rugby)
- Pete's World Cup 2006 verse
- Shelbourne FC 2008
- Shelbourne's European Run 2004 in Verse
- Thoughts of a struggling poet
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