The bathroom people said he was
A really useless chap.
They had to let him go because
He wouldn’t do a tap.
A really useless chap.
They had to let him go because
He wouldn’t do a tap.
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An anthology of my Musings columns in The Community Voice
Its great being a poet, isn't it, Ted?
A collection of my less serious verse written over several years.
Out now - A Flash of Orange - a selection of my humorous verse from the sidelines. Roughly 65 poems for a tenner. P and P free, signed. Foreword by John Creedon
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Community Voice Musings 2003-2008
An anthology of my Musings columns in The Community Voice
Its great being a poet, isn't it, Ted?
About Me
- Peter Goulding
- Castaheany, Dublin, Ireland
- I work in a warehouse which as you can imagine is very stimulating. I follow Shelbourne FC and football in general. Happily married for over 20 years to Monica with two great no-longer kids, Louise and Neil. I mainly write humorous verse but have written serious verse, a book of essays, a novel and a biography. But still can't put up a shelf.
Blog Archive
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- The State Pathologist
- The Eel Poem
- The Ballad of Artie Brown
- Satisfaction
- Sarkasm
- Sad Story
- Paddy Duff
- Ode to the Dublin Civic Offices on Wood Quay
- Normal Behaviour
- Murder
- Mr. Wippy
- In Praise of Goldfish
- Chief Inspector Mulligan
- Ambiguous Endings
- These Have I Loved
- The Wrong Type
- The Night of Hallowe'en
- The Effects of Minor Illnesses upon Certain Indige...
- On Sandra Walsh leaving Dunnes
- Old Shepherds' Tales
- Miracle of nature
- Angie
- Acne
- A Family Historian’s Lament
- Trevor
- The Nightingale Parts 1 and 2
- The Great Jahore of Katmandu
- The Fallen Nun
- Steam Days
- Riddle
- On Strike Again
- Lame Excuse
- Inspiration
- Immobile Phone
- Billy’s Questions
- Astral Microscope
- A Spot of Literary Criticism
- Truck
- The Regular
- The Obstructionist
- The Etang de Sandun
- The Chicken and the Egg
- Sound Advice
- Smart Answer
- Plonker
- Occupational Therapy [ How Do I Love Thee? ]
- Mr. Proverb
- Motorist’s Nightmare
- Mad Cow
- Limericks
- If Only…..
- Gospel
- Flip and Flop
- Children’s Rhyme
- Achilles Heel
- A Suggestion
- A Matter of Principal
- Your Roving Reporter
- Wishful Thinking
- Truism
- The Wino
- The Story of Mou-Mou
- The Snake’s Legs
- The Owl and the Pussycat [updated]
- The Novice Fisherman
- The Mighty King of Phutaan
- The Insect Man
- The Great Escape
- The First Telephone
- The Class of 79
- Stoned
- Speech Therapy
- Saved by the Dodo
- Immobile phone 2
- Cast a Cold Eye
- Blowing in the Wind
- Anti-Vegetarianism
- Alas!
- The Mona Lisa – a Critical Appreciation
- The First Busker
- The Bungling Mongol
- Sweet Maeve Price
- Street Trader 2020
- The End of the Creedon Show’s Nearing
- Nice Bit of Weather We’re Having
- I’ve Seen the Future of Eurovision
- The Month of May
- Wooden It Be Nice?
- Whales – a Rant
- There’s a Bit of a Nip in New Delhi
- There Was a Young Poet from Gort
- The Strokestown Poetry Festival
- The Flash of Orange
- The Coldest Place in Ireland
- The Ballad of Jelly Man
- Whatever Happened to Greengage Jam?
- East West Relations
- An Uplifting Experience on the Way to Work
- AA Roadwatch Part 3
- AA Roadwatch Part 2
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Other Peter Goulding poems and articles
- History of Republic of Ireland Football team
- Pete's Christmas poems
- Pete's Community Voice articles
- Pete's Football Poems
- Pete's Holiday poems
- Pete's Irish Lighthouses
- Pete's Light Verse
- Pete's non-Irish Lighthouses
- Pete's Political Verse
- Pete's Rugby poems
- Pete's Sci Fi Verse
- Pete's Serious Verse
- Pete's Sporting Verse (non-football or rugby)
- Pete's World Cup 2006 verse
- Shelbourne FC 2008
- Shelbourne's European Run 2004 in Verse
- Thoughts of a struggling poet
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