Cheese – A Comparative Study

Charm is an
Old Parmesan,
While Gouda
Is cruder.
Leicester
May fester,
But Cheshire
Is fresher.
Mozzarella
Is a good seller
But Feta
Is better.
Wensleydale
Is immensely pale
But Cheddar
Is redder.
Brie
Is twee,
Philadelphia
Is healthier.
Double Gloucester
Is an impostor
But Gruyere
Is true, yeah.
Emmental
Is elemental
And Danish Blue
Is plainish too.